12/16/09

Seasoned Greetings,


DJ FOOODCOURT will be spinning records on Monday, December 21st (4 days before Christmas, 6 days before Kwanzaa and already balls deep into Hanukkah), at the Casnova Lounge beginning at 9pm.

Joining him will be international spinning sensation DJ A.M.GAGA fresh off his record setting performance at the KY Jelly shareholders meeting in Bakersfield, CA. Guinness Records were there to document this historical event and now A.M.GAGA is in the books for playing the Longest Set Where Nobody Gave A Shit.

Since the holidays are often a soul crushing time where we forget about love and true compassion for each other and instead focus only on the shallow commercialism of Santa days, this set will be heavy on the jams that make us realize the reason for the season: Emo, Death Metal, Christian Sing Alongs and Billie Joe Shaver.

There will be a special appearance by Jesus who will be serving his special Jello shots and Dave Kwanzaa who will be giving out Kool menthols and King Cobras. Since Jews are like Unicorns and only exist in Xanadu, we won't hold our breath as far as one making an appearance. Until I see one, they don't exist.

There will also be a photographer on hand to take pictures of the kids with SantaBunny (please make sure they at least have a fake ID).


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At midnight we will have an hours silence for the late, great Oral Roberts who was recently murdered while attending a T-Pain concert, and a toast to the victims of Banana Splits flight 69 that crashed into Mt. Tam exactly one year ago to the day that took the lives of Fleegle, Bingo, Drooper and Snarky (who ironically did not die in the crash, but instead four days later after stumbling onto Sammy Hagars property and hearing his coked up stories about his new supergroup Chickenfoot).

Tis the season and lets fucking do this. I realize there are many wonderful things happening this night and this week (Parkers Holiday Craptacular at the Make Out Room on Tuesday!: www.makeoutroom.com) but this is clearly the greatest night ever, at the start of the laziest week of the year, and even my helper monkey doesn't do shit and works hung over.

This is FOODCOURTS last set of the 00's and it would be wonderful to share Christwanzakkuh with each and every one of one of ye.


Happy Holidays!

DJ FOODCOURT