Greetings All,
DJ FOODCURT will be spinning records at the Make Out Room on Thursday December 9th (from 6-9) in honor of Jill Olsons birthday. Also joining Jill will be two of her co-workers, Jay Denny and Page Kishiyama celebrating their special day as well. I have been instructed to play musical styles that are (for the most part), un-FOODCOURT-like, but I am more then ready to deliver a sweltering, kick ass set that will further elevate my stature as one of the greatest DJ's to ever play what was ordered of them, so it should prove to be both a laugh AND dance riot for the ages. There will be Country AND Western, Hippity Hop, Electronic, Garage, Soul, Soul Sucking Garage, Indie Rock, Classic Rock, Olde Timey Rock and Nadias Theme.
The Make Out Room features Happy Hour specials until 10pm and there is no excuse for not getting out early and warming your bones with liquid libations, saving on your PG&E bill, not having to see your creepy roommate in their ironic Snuggie, not using your 6 cats as a depressing blanket, not watching bullshit Wednesday television which as far as I can tell consists of Ghost Hunters and those fucking guys couldn't catch a ghost if it was haunting their balls, getting off of Facebook for 3 hours and not playing your retraded Mafia Wars or tending a virtual farm that will never love you, stimulating the economy instead of your naughty bits.
Ideally you shall all be rocking to the warmy goodness of DJ FOODCOURT as he heats the Make Out Room to BROIL and we celebrate the birthdays of three wonderful people who I have not met but yet have agreed to pay me in full and have sworn to not approach the DJ area or make eye contact with me during the 3 hour performance. They are advertisng people so you know they will be hot, classy, energetic and manipulative.
Come straight from work. Dress like your going to court.
Lets fucking do this.
Sincerely,
DJ FOODCOURT
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